i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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