i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Randomize