I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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