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(516): View more from New York

she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?

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(330): View more from Ohio

It's just like the Real World with babies

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(847): View more from Illinois

We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?

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(559): View more from California

He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.

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(406): View more from Montana

I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.

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