You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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