How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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