he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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