It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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