out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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