Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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