Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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what are you doing with your life
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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