Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Houston, we have a squirter
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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