He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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