Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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