dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I could fuck to npr.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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