So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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