Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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