after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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