I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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