the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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