This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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