Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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