Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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