Its about making memories worth repressing
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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