Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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