Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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