I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
third nipple confirmed
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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