did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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