He passed out mid-signature
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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