Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize