Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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