so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
if only i could text you this smell
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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