it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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