This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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