did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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