he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Randomize
