I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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