i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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