I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
A bitchslap is in order.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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