yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Randomize
