y did u give ur computer a hand job?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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