Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
