I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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