Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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