Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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