wake up i wanna do it froggy style
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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