i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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