so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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