Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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