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Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.

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I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe

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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.

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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.

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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.

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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor

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I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.

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