its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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