walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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