your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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