There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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