My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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