I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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