Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I am midnight drunk by noon
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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